Is it true that pickles are witches private parts?

Someone said that pickles were a witches PP and those small little dots on the pickle were warts on them. There witches PP's because witches are green and they look like a private part. And they say that the dill pickle company have hunters that hunt down witches and chop off their PP's with a cleaver. Is this true? And they bottle them in water so they wont rot. Is this true?